lol, how about this, MrApathy went to the penguin pole (north or south it doesnt matter), where he met a penguin with an especially large beak and flapper thingies, he challenged the penguin to a flap off and own by a landslide.... he actually lost the competition but the penguin got hit by a landslide and he was crowned the winner by default... He was then invited over to the wife of the fallen penguin's house, where she beat the crap out of him until he forfeited his new crown to her... Then she poured him a cup of tea and made him sit there through hours of her droning on and on about how great he was.... After a couple hours of that, he left, then the penguin mafia came after him and it's safe to say that he is sleeping in a warm orca's stomach tonight...